We are taking the month of September off.  Sorry neurosisnine Army.  You looked after Goldblum while we were gone, didn't you?  He can fend for himself, but get's all crazy when he doesn't get his meds.

Anyway, nothing happened in September anyway.  We spent the whole month playing Mafia Wars, and standing around in awe of World's Greatest Dad, muttering to ourselfs, "f***ing, Bobcat Goldthwait."

But it's a new month, and a new season; so we're working on a feature about Rasputin's penis.  Yes, I know that's the most amazing thing you've ever heard.

Also, I'm sure someday we will get out stuff up on funny or die, so place you bets now.  One day it's going to happen.

We'll until next month...

I'll leave you with this.