Damnit, Now I Have to Clean Out My Pants

Every time Matt and I discuss the design of this website, he tries to convince me that we need an intro.  Now, obviously, by all conventional thinking he was wrong...  until now. Behold, the greatest website intro ever created, by man or otherwise.

Recently I've come to believe that the word 'awesome' is over used, or at least inappropriately used.  Very rarely is something referred to as 'awesome' actually 'awe inspiring' as it should be, at least according to any modern dictionary.  So, know that I don't toss around the word lightly, and that intro is most assuredly awesome.

Now you, the neurosisnine Army, suspended on the apex of my every word, know what I will be spending every waking moment of the next three weeks doing.  That is, of course, blatantly plagiarizing and re coloring that intro to better suit our pre-established theme.