Henry and Susan
Tuesday, November 29, 2011 at 01:37AM Henry is on the phone.
Henry: Hey, how are you today?
Susan: Im okay... and yourself?
Henry: I can't complain.
Susan: What are you wearing?
Henry: What?
Susan: What are you wearing?
Henry: Why... Um... why?
Susan: Because, I want to know.
Henry: Susan?
Susan: Yes Henry?
Henry: Is this really appropriate?
Susan: I'm okay with it if you are...
Henry: Um, Boxers, and pants? And a shirt...
Susan: Mmmm, sexy...
Henry: You?
Susan: Henry sweety?
Henry: Yes?
Susan: What do you think? I'm at work right now.
Henry: Right, sorry babe.
Susan: It is okay.
Henry: So yeah...
Susan: You playing with yourself?
Henry: SUSAN!!
Susan: What? I'm just wondering.
Henry: NO! Gawd, wow...
Susan: Okay fine fine fine... do whatever, haha, Oh Henry, you are great.
Henry: Thanks? I think...
Susan: Of course...
Henry: So anyway...
Susan: Right, sorry baby...
Henry: It's okay, it happens.
Susan: Well, anyway, that payment, did you want to make it from the account we had on file?
Henry:Right.
Susan: Ending in 6556?
Henry: Correct.
Susan: Alright, your confirmation number is CES78L47. Is there anything else I can do for you today?
Henry: Nope, that is all Susan, thanks.
Susan: Thank you Mr. Kipper, and thanks for being a customer with us for over 10 years. And remember, everytime you purchase with your card, there is an automatic warranty. You have a great holiday season.
Henry: You too Susan.
Susan: Rawr!
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