The Rewards of Life
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 03:39PM 
-God, I'm just... I'm almost impossibly tired of women complaining constantly about a dude, only to end up being in a relationship with that guy. “You don't understand how mean he is...” Months later it is the equivalent to, “This is my boyfriend...” gah!
-Congratulations...
-Excuse me?
-Congratulations.
-What?
-You have actually grown up some. Along the way in life, there are moments of becoming an adult... Your view there was one of them... here, have some chocolate.
-Oh, um, thanks?
-You are welcome.
-Huh... I didn't realize life worked that way... interesting.
-Now put the chocolate back.
-Excuse me?
-PUT THE CHOCOLATE BACK IN THE BAG MAN!
-Jesus fine take it! Wow, what the crap?!
-Congratulations... you have learned another lesson in life...
-Dude, this is weird.
-Please, take a chocolate as a reward.
-I don't want to.
-Good... another life lesson! Here, have a chocolate.
-Um.
-TAKE THE CHOCOLATE, DUDE!
-FINE! Jesus!
-PUT IT BACK!
Matthew Williams, writing in Five Minute Dialogue, comedy, original content
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