I Madly Quit You

-Look, it isn't you... it's me.

-Please, don't do this...

-Sorry, just... I have to, I have a wife, and I'm gonna be a father.

-But Max!?! I WANT YOU!

-I know, I know, but... it just... it isn't going to work out.

-Fine... Maybe a few years down the road or something? Maybe we can like, be friends?

-I don't think so.

-If you leave... I'm going to shoot myself.

-You're a cigarette... you don't have arms.

-Maybe, could you just, maybe, one more time, I NEED YOU!

-Okay, I'm going to just slowly close this door.

-I WANT TO BE INSIDE YOU!!!

-Bye.

Comments

[replica key rings]

This is what I have been searching in many websites and I finally found it here.

[Flyer Printing]

Nice conversation. I like the part where the cigarette wants to shoot himself when the other left him. Good work. :)

- Kevin Weiss