I Madly Quit You

-Look, it isn't you... it's me.

-Please, don't do this...

-Sorry, just... I have to, I have a wife, and I'm gonna be a father.

-But Max!?! I WANT YOU!

-I know, I know, but... it just... it isn't going to work out.

-Fine... Maybe a few years down the road or something? Maybe we can like, be friends?

-I don't think so.

-If you leave... I'm going to shoot myself.

-You're a cigarette... you don't have arms.

-Maybe, could you just, maybe, one more time, I NEED YOU!

-Okay, I'm going to just slowly close this door.

-I WANT TO BE INSIDE YOU!!!

-Bye.

The Brownward Spiral

So I have gone on enough about the previous events of this year's mental stability and its effects on the creative mind... That being said, I had given in to a previous commitment to write for StumbleMuse Productions, and James Evan Wade... (otherwise I'd probably have backed out, but your word is bond...)  So... that being said, here is The Brownward Spiral... And more will come... I am going to get together with Will soon to do more writing, and more sketches, and we'll be making a comeback... and this time... we have access to a whole crew.

This years 48 Hour Film Fest, Greensboro... Requirements:

Character: Don or Donna Hastert

Occupation: Plumber

Prop: Crayons

Line: "Where Did You Go?"