I Madly Quit You

-Look, it isn't you... it's me.

-Please, don't do this...

-Sorry, just... I have to, I have a wife, and I'm gonna be a father.

-But Max!?! I WANT YOU!

-I know, I know, but... it just... it isn't going to work out.

-Fine... Maybe a few years down the road or something? Maybe we can like, be friends?

-I don't think so.

-If you leave... I'm going to shoot myself.

-You're a cigarette... you don't have arms.

-Maybe, could you just, maybe, one more time, I NEED YOU!

-Okay, I'm going to just slowly close this door.

-I WANT TO BE INSIDE YOU!!!

-Bye.

Spaaaccceee!!!

Thanks to Jake Taylor, and Dave Mader for their awesome performance.

How To Write a Sketch

Rare archive footage circa 1986 from the neurosisnine Educational Video Series.

Birth of a Sketch

Thanks to our friends Jake Tayor, and Jaysen Buterin for their help in this masterpiece of modern cinema.

Schrodinger's Cat

The Kitty Magician!  Just a warning, only one cat was harmed in the making of this film . . . . haha, just kidding . . . or am I . . . but I am.