I Madly Quit You

-Look, it isn't you... it's me.

-Please, don't do this...

-Sorry, just... I have to, I have a wife, and I'm gonna be a father.

-But Max!?! I WANT YOU!

-I know, I know, but... it just... it isn't going to work out.

-Fine... Maybe a few years down the road or something? Maybe we can like, be friends?

-I don't think so.

-If you leave... I'm going to shoot myself.

-You're a cigarette... you don't have arms.

-Maybe, could you just, maybe, one more time, I NEED YOU!

-Okay, I'm going to just slowly close this door.

-I WANT TO BE INSIDE YOU!!!

-Bye.

The Rewards of Life

-God, I'm just... I'm almost impossibly tired of women complaining constantly about a dude, only to end up being in a relationship with that guy. “You don't understand how mean he is...” Months later it is the equivalent to, “This is my boyfriend...” gah!

-Congratulations...

-Excuse me?

-Congratulations.

-What?

-You have actually grown up some. Along the way in life, there are moments of becoming an adult... Your view there was one of them... here, have some chocolate.

-Oh, um, thanks?

-You are welcome.

-Huh... I didn't realize life worked that way... interesting.

-Now put the chocolate back.

-Excuse me?

-PUT THE CHOCOLATE BACK IN THE BAG MAN!

-Jesus fine take it! Wow, what the crap?!

-Congratulations... you have learned another lesson in life...

-Dude, this is weird.

-Please, take a chocolate as a reward.

-I don't want to.

-Good... another life lesson!  Here, have a chocolate.

-Um.

-TAKE THE CHOCOLATE, DUDE!

-FINE!  Jesus!

-PUT IT BACK!

Henry and Susan

Henry is on the phone.

Henry:  Hey, how are you today?

Susan: Im okay... and yourself?

Henry: I can't complain.

Susan: What are you wearing?

Henry: What?

Susan: What are you wearing?

Henry: Why... Um... why?

Susan: Because, I want to know.

Henry: Susan?

Susan: Yes Henry?

Henry: Is this really appropriate?

Susan: I'm okay with it if you are...

Henry: Um, Boxers, and pants?  And a shirt... 

Susan: Mmmm, sexy...

Henry: You?

Susan: Henry sweety?

Henry: Yes? 

Susan: What do you think?  I'm at work right now. 

Henry: Right, sorry babe.

Susan: It is okay.

Henry: So yeah...

Susan: You playing with yourself?

Henry: SUSAN!!

Susan: What?  I'm just wondering.

Henry: NO!  Gawd, wow... 

Susan: Okay fine fine fine... do whatever, haha, Oh Henry, you are great.

Henry: Thanks?  I think...

Susan: Of course...

Henry: So anyway...

Susan: Right, sorry baby... 

Henry: It's okay, it happens.

Susan: Well, anyway, that payment, did you want to make it from the account we had on file?

Henry:Right.

Susan: Ending in 6556?

Henry: Correct.

Susan: Alright, your confirmation number is CES78L47.  Is there anything else I can do for you today?

Henry: Nope, that is all Susan, thanks.

Susan: Thank you Mr. Kipper, and thanks for being a customer with us for over 10 years.  And remember, everytime you purchase with your card, there is an automatic warranty.  You have a great holiday season.

Henry: You too Susan.

Susan: Rawr!

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First in Fight

Here is a three minute and forty five second video I just finished for the Greensboro Roller Derby team.  hope you enjoy!

(Recommended viewing in full screen, or from actual vimeo page.)

The music here was used courtesy of Moby at MobyGratis.com

The Full Experiment Documents B-D

Here they are, finally written... Parts B-D of the Experimental short... The story actually roughly follows the theme of Experiment A, which can be seen below.  Once completed the project will be more than likely under 15 minutes, and will probably be live action.  I will be starting storyboarding soon, and be discussing with Will the possibility on how to even do some of the scenes.  Thanks again Neurosisnine Army for being patient.  There will be light.