Neurosisnine Soldier Gets Married

Uber neurosisnine fan Jack Tyler, got married today to the lovely Cyndi Jones, now, Cyndi Tyler.  The wedding was beautiful, and MattBeard was honored to be invited.  And who could turn down the number one fan of Neurosisnine Films.  In honor of this beautiful occasion, we have put together a wedding video for Jack and Cyndi, congratulations you two.

Btw Cyndi, your name is spelled wrong in this.

Below is the original video that was done for Jack just years ago, before we had a total of two fans:

Neurosisnine Facts Part One: The First Part

Sorry neurosisnine Army, sometimes I forget I have a website with a feverent following of fans who must be fed with my ferocious wit and... okay I can't do it, alliteration is stupid. But here is the first in a series of non-fiction essays about the creation of NNF.

How neurosisnine got it's name

After our initial success, Matt and I had taken a 13 month sabbatical to write.  Four and a half months in, we're both at each others throats going stir crazy when Freud calls us up.  He says he scored four tickets to the opera house in Sydney and Dali's agreed to come but they don't have anyway to get there.  So he offers to give us the other two tickets if we'll fly them on our Zeppelin.

I'm not a huge fan of Opera, and Siggy can get annoying at times, but I figure it's a chance to meet Dali.

Matt had already met Dali four years earlier when Dali caught Matt walking his pet aardvark in Madrid, they hit it off, hung out for a few months and then both went there separate ways.

Anyway that whole thing was a huge disappointment to me, because a week before the show Dali said publicly that he thought Paul Hogan was a "big sissy-pants"  As you can imagine that pissed the Australian government off and they refused to let him in the country, so he didn't get to come with us.

But I digress, the whole way Frued was talking about the different neuroses he was studying.  If you know Freud, you know he brings his work with him everywhere, and he's going on and on about the ninth neuroses. The man won't shut up.  So finally I yell at him from the cock-pit, "Freud, shut-up, no one gives a shit about neurosis nine."  It was like a light bulb went off, Matt and I both looked at each other and we knew that was it, that was the name of our film company.

Damnit, Now I Have to Clean Out My Pants

Every time Matt and I discuss the design of this website, he tries to convince me that we need an intro.  Now, obviously, by all conventional thinking he was wrong...  until now. Behold, the greatest website intro ever created, by man or otherwise.

Recently I've come to believe that the word 'awesome' is over used, or at least inappropriately used.  Very rarely is something referred to as 'awesome' actually 'awe inspiring' as it should be, at least according to any modern dictionary.  So, know that I don't toss around the word lightly, and that intro is most assuredly awesome.

Now you, the neurosisnine Army, suspended on the apex of my every word, know what I will be spending every waking moment of the next three weeks doing.  That is, of course, blatantly plagiarizing and re coloring that intro to better suit our pre-established theme.

n9film.com Officaily Launched

Great news for the less than literate soldiers of the neurosisnine Army who can't spell neurosis, you know who you are.  Matt and I just bought the new domain n9film.com.  Now you can easily access your virtual bible without having to type that pesky neurosisnine.  Unfortunately our email addresses will remain matt@neurosisnine.com and will@neurosisnine.com respectively because we really just don't want to get email from the kind of people who struggle with words like neurosis.  By no means is this meant as an insult to our overly loyal cult of fans hanging on the cusp of our every word.  But I think you can empathize with us on this.  If you can't figure out how to spell neurosisnine then you're likely not the sort of person able to form coherent thoughts in written form through email.

But I digress.  Aiding the neurosisnine Army in more easily accessing our site is a mere after thought of the domain purchase.  It's more a sort of recruitment, something easily remembered for guerilla marketing purposes.  Sometime in the future we'll get stickers printed out and plaster them up everywhere, essentially vandalizing the city with easy access to our own special brand of propaganda.

Also, to keep you all informed, we really haven't made the first step in re-editing our Beane Screen 08.5 sketches for internets distribution.  But we are working out a couple ideas for a feature and still writing and shooting sketches.  So expect something soon.