Causes you to believe it might be cool to fondle kids while your giant rasta chicken and talking cow watch and make awkward moaning sounds.  But it's not neurosisnine Army, it's not.  And to whomever put this video together, "thanks, now I have to add 'getting molested by a gay yoga instructor on a farm' to my list of fears."  And, I know what you're thinking neurosisnine Army, "Isn't 'gay yoga instructor' redundant?"  That's homophobic, it's 2009, you should be ashamed of yourself.  Anyway, here's the most bizarre video I've ever seen.